Intense Swagger: Doctor Who/Supernatural Crossover (Finished)
Once upon a time or something Sam and Dean were driving around 'murica in their '67 Chevy Impala looking to avenge their father or some shit when... all of a sudden, a random TARDIS appear-ified out of nowhere! Some weird fucker with a fez came out of the Time Machine and took Sam and Dean.
"Dude why the frick did you do this" Dean asked
"Because" The Doctor said. "I need new companions."
"Companion...?" Dean questioned.
"People to come with me and potentionally die while fighting stuff" The Doctor answered.
Sam was a little worried. "What things?" He really shouldn't be that worried because he fought FUCKING LEVIATHANS BEFORE
"Oh, not much really. Just little alien robot things bent on destroying the universe, robotic men bent on wiping out all humanity, other crazy shit." The Doctor said. "No biggie."
"How are you still alive!?" Sam wondered.
The Doctor thought he was being a dipshit. But he told him. "Regeneration."
"Regeneration..." Sam said "Are you even human?"
"No" The Doctor answered. "I'm a Time Lord. HAVE YOU NOTICED THIS ROOM IS LARGER THAN THE FUCKING BOX I TOOK YOU IN"
Really, Sam and Dean were too spooked by the fact this jackass in a fez decided to pop in front of them and steal them. "Can you at least let us out?" Dean asked.
The Doctor laughed. "Bitch you're travelling through time and space as we speak"
Dean opened the door. What was outside reminded him of the time he was on meth before. He quickly closed the door.
"We're not gonna go through Tuesday over and over again, aren't we?" Sam complained. "I REALLY don't want to go through that again."
"Well what gives you the right to capture us in the first place?" Dean asked the Doctor.
"My INTENSE SWAGGER" The Doctor said, who had sunglasses on somehow. "Also the fact I've been spying you a few times and since you know over 5 angels it makes you qualified for the job."
The thought of the Doctor spying on him gave Dean a chill. "Well where are we going through 'time and space'?"
"SKARO BITCH" The Doctor answered.
Moments later, the trio arrived somewhere in Britain. The address on the door said "221B Baker St." A man in a coat with awesome hair came out. "What the dicks is going on...?" He said in his sexy british accent.
"SHUT UP FUCKER YOU'RE NOT IN THIS" The Doctor yelled at the sexy british man in the coat. The TARDIS vworped a little then dissapeared.
"Holy shit am I high again" the british man said.
More moments later, two of the components of Superwholock (the last the doctor just yelled at) came out of the TARDIS. The planet they were on was all red and such. "Where are we?" Sam questioned.
"Again..." The Doctor said. "SKARO BI-"
"Yeah, we get it." Sam interrupted. "Skaro, bitch."
Soon they were invaded by ships with little robots in them. Said robots had plungers and whisks and telescoped oh my. They're Daleks, okay!?
"HOLY SHIT DALEKS" The Doctor said. "I DID NOT EXPECT THEM TO BE ON THIS PLANET THAT IS THE DALEK'S HOMETOWN. We should do something gu-" The Doctor saw Sam and Dean were gone. So was his TARDIS. "Fuck." The Doctor said as he was shot.
He turned into a ball of light or some shit and now he looks like an old man. "Well fuck this in the ass with a cactus." He said. And, even though that was the 12th Doctor, he technically regenerated 13 times already because of the 9.5th Doctor or something so the Daleks killed him again. and before his 1069th birthday.
"Dude why the frick did you do this" Dean asked
"Because" The Doctor said. "I need new companions."
"Companion...?" Dean questioned.
"People to come with me and potentionally die while fighting stuff" The Doctor answered.
Sam was a little worried. "What things?" He really shouldn't be that worried because he fought FUCKING LEVIATHANS BEFORE
"Oh, not much really. Just little alien robot things bent on destroying the universe, robotic men bent on wiping out all humanity, other crazy shit." The Doctor said. "No biggie."
"How are you still alive!?" Sam wondered.
The Doctor thought he was being a dipshit. But he told him. "Regeneration."
"Regeneration..." Sam said "Are you even human?"
"No" The Doctor answered. "I'm a Time Lord. HAVE YOU NOTICED THIS ROOM IS LARGER THAN THE FUCKING BOX I TOOK YOU IN"
Really, Sam and Dean were too spooked by the fact this jackass in a fez decided to pop in front of them and steal them. "Can you at least let us out?" Dean asked.
The Doctor laughed. "Bitch you're travelling through time and space as we speak"
Dean opened the door. What was outside reminded him of the time he was on meth before. He quickly closed the door.
"We're not gonna go through Tuesday over and over again, aren't we?" Sam complained. "I REALLY don't want to go through that again."
"Well what gives you the right to capture us in the first place?" Dean asked the Doctor.
"My INTENSE SWAGGER" The Doctor said, who had sunglasses on somehow. "Also the fact I've been spying you a few times and since you know over 5 angels it makes you qualified for the job."
The thought of the Doctor spying on him gave Dean a chill. "Well where are we going through 'time and space'?"
"SKARO BITCH" The Doctor answered.
Moments later, the trio arrived somewhere in Britain. The address on the door said "221B Baker St." A man in a coat with awesome hair came out. "What the dicks is going on...?" He said in his sexy british accent.
"SHUT UP FUCKER YOU'RE NOT IN THIS" The Doctor yelled at the sexy british man in the coat. The TARDIS vworped a little then dissapeared.
"Holy shit am I high again" the british man said.
More moments later, two of the components of Superwholock (the last the doctor just yelled at) came out of the TARDIS. The planet they were on was all red and such. "Where are we?" Sam questioned.
"Again..." The Doctor said. "SKARO BI-"
"Yeah, we get it." Sam interrupted. "Skaro, bitch."
Soon they were invaded by ships with little robots in them. Said robots had plungers and whisks and telescoped oh my. They're Daleks, okay!?
"HOLY SHIT DALEKS" The Doctor said. "I DID NOT EXPECT THEM TO BE ON THIS PLANET THAT IS THE DALEK'S HOMETOWN. We should do something gu-" The Doctor saw Sam and Dean were gone. So was his TARDIS. "Fuck." The Doctor said as he was shot.
He turned into a ball of light or some shit and now he looks like an old man. "Well fuck this in the ass with a cactus." He said. And, even though that was the 12th Doctor, he technically regenerated 13 times already because of the 9.5th Doctor or something so the Daleks killed him again. and before his 1069th birthday.