Sexy Falls: A Gravity Falls Fic
It was another average day in Gravity falls. Dipper was masturbating in the attic, Stan was masturbating in the bathroom, Wendy was naked and being a whore, and Soos was having a heart attack on the couch. Mabel was bored as hell. She had no idea what to do, until someone suddenly knocked on the door. Mabel got up and opened the door. It was Little Gideon, and he was naked! His dick was the size of a spec. "Mabel I have came back for you," Said Gideon. He slowly lifted up a new amulet. Suddenly, Gideon's new amulet started glowing. "This new amulet… has the power to give orgasms!" Gideon explained. Everyone in the Mystery Shack started receiving uncontrollable orgasms. Dipper got jizz all over his and Mabel's beds, Stan stained the walls with his own jizz, Wendy was so wet she was leaking puddles, and Soos was now having a heart attack, seizure, and orgasm all at the same time. Some of Stan's jizz shot off a mirror and out of the bathroom, and hit Gideon in the eye. He screamed so loud his amulet shattered. He retreated quickly. Everyone gathered up in the TV room. Soos was laying on the couch, dead.
The Mystery Shack crew and residents of Gravity Falls had show up at Soos' funeral. They dug a (giant) hole into the ground for Soos' dead and naked body. As a little dirt got onto him, Wendy stopped everyone. She ripped of her clothes and started rapidly fucking Soos' dead body. Stan made everyone pay 10$ to watch. Mabel was horrified, Dipper, however, was hard as hell. He quickly ran into the outhouse to masturbate. He was just about to start until Mabel came in crying about Soos' death and being scarred for life thanks to Wendy. She wiped away her tears and looked at Dipper, shocked. She had no idea what she had just done, she was so embarrassed, but somehow liked what she saw. Before they knew it, they were doing hardcore incest. The outhouse was shaking left and right forming a rhythm with the moaning and grunting.
Meanwhile, back at the funeral, Wendy had done Soos to hard. It went too far, and she died. The whole paying crowd had masturbated. Stan yelled at them and told them to get their pants back on and leave. Some hesitated, but when Stan took out his own dick, they all ran away as fast as they could. Stan heard loud moaning and grunting nearby. He neared the outhouse. The voices sounded familiar, but he couldn't recognize them to well. He started masturbating to the sounds. After a few seconds, Dipper and Mabel stopped what they were doing. They heard fapping sounds outside the outhouse. Dipper slowly opened the door, and Stan shoved his dick in the doorway. "Have any room for one more?" he asked. Then he saw who it was. He was shocked. He closed the door and ran.
Hours later, Dipper and Mabel were sitting outside in the forest. They knew what would happen if they came back to Uncle Stan, but they couldn't just run away. They had to kill Uncle Stan. No one could know of what they had done. They geared up with weapons, knives, guns, and everything. There was no time to waste, they rushed to the Mystery Shack. Stan was on the phone, telling their parents about all that had happened. He also had a whole Microsoft Word document written about it, that was 90% done being sent to everyone in Gravity Falls. Dipper took his gun, and put it near his head. He slowly pulled the trigger and said, "Gruncle Stan, you will one day burn in a endless hell." then died. Mabel screamed and let out puddles of tears. She took her weapons. She wanted to avenge her brother. She killed everyone in Gravity Falls, and finally, jumped off a cliff with no desire to live her life any longer.
The Mystery Shack crew and residents of Gravity Falls had show up at Soos' funeral. They dug a (giant) hole into the ground for Soos' dead and naked body. As a little dirt got onto him, Wendy stopped everyone. She ripped of her clothes and started rapidly fucking Soos' dead body. Stan made everyone pay 10$ to watch. Mabel was horrified, Dipper, however, was hard as hell. He quickly ran into the outhouse to masturbate. He was just about to start until Mabel came in crying about Soos' death and being scarred for life thanks to Wendy. She wiped away her tears and looked at Dipper, shocked. She had no idea what she had just done, she was so embarrassed, but somehow liked what she saw. Before they knew it, they were doing hardcore incest. The outhouse was shaking left and right forming a rhythm with the moaning and grunting.
Meanwhile, back at the funeral, Wendy had done Soos to hard. It went too far, and she died. The whole paying crowd had masturbated. Stan yelled at them and told them to get their pants back on and leave. Some hesitated, but when Stan took out his own dick, they all ran away as fast as they could. Stan heard loud moaning and grunting nearby. He neared the outhouse. The voices sounded familiar, but he couldn't recognize them to well. He started masturbating to the sounds. After a few seconds, Dipper and Mabel stopped what they were doing. They heard fapping sounds outside the outhouse. Dipper slowly opened the door, and Stan shoved his dick in the doorway. "Have any room for one more?" he asked. Then he saw who it was. He was shocked. He closed the door and ran.
Hours later, Dipper and Mabel were sitting outside in the forest. They knew what would happen if they came back to Uncle Stan, but they couldn't just run away. They had to kill Uncle Stan. No one could know of what they had done. They geared up with weapons, knives, guns, and everything. There was no time to waste, they rushed to the Mystery Shack. Stan was on the phone, telling their parents about all that had happened. He also had a whole Microsoft Word document written about it, that was 90% done being sent to everyone in Gravity Falls. Dipper took his gun, and put it near his head. He slowly pulled the trigger and said, "Gruncle Stan, you will one day burn in a endless hell." then died. Mabel screamed and let out puddles of tears. She took her weapons. She wanted to avenge her brother. She killed everyone in Gravity Falls, and finally, jumped off a cliff with no desire to live her life any longer.
Long long ago, in Gravity Falls, a tragedy had taken place. Everyone was dead. Mabel had killed everyone after some hella fucked up stuff. However, this was not the end...
A year passed and the world itself was in bad shape. Among the very few survivors was Gideon. Mabel had forgot about him after her intial murder streak. Over the course of the year, Gideon had crafted a new amulet. This time, it brung people back to life. There was hope for humanity, as long as Gideon's plan worked...
Gideon travered the deadbeat town of Gravity Falls, climbing bodies of rubble and dead people. He couldn't find his waifu, Mabel. But he did manage to find Dipper and Grunkle Stan. It seemed his only hope of finding Mabel was reviving Dipper and Grunkle Stan and taking them hostage. So he relucantly activated his amulet with a small touch of the finger and it shined brightly, revivng Dipper and Grunkle Stan. They both miraciously stood up and gasped for air. "We're alive? B-but how?" Dipper wondered aloud. Grunkle Stan shrugged it off. "Who cars? Just don't question. Weird how I can't remember how we died though, or what happend before we died," Grunkle Stan replied. Gideon coughed for attention. Dipper and Grunkle Stan knew what happened. "Goddammit, the little turd revived us. He probably thinks we owe him one," Grunkle Stan said while chuckling. Gideon was pissed and took no time to retaliate. He jumped up onto Grunkle Stan and latched on a shock collar he pulld directly out of his tight bootyhole, then launched off Grunkle Stan and slapped another collar onto Dipper. "Hooba dooba doo, looks like someone's not in any position to talk," Gideon announced with a fake deep voice and a smile that gave him an expression more beautiful than Sundowner from Metal Gear Rising.
Gideon dragged along his new minions back to his fort. He kicked aside some sticky dildos and threw some hay onto the floor. "Here, this is your bed," Gideon said. He tied leashes onto Grunkle Stan and Dipper's collars and tied them to a post, and then cuffed their hands. "Now I need mah beauty sleep. I'll detail my plans to you two tomorrow, toodle-oodle-loo~" Gideon said flamboyantly, walking off to his master bedroom. He opened up his sticky bedsheets and snuggled in to get a good night of rest full of wet dreams.
The next morning Dipper woke up with a bug in his mouth. He screamed and chomped down only to hear Gideon scream. The bug cut in half in Dipper's mouth, but then he realized it wasn't a bug... it was Gideon's spec-sized dick. "YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER! Now I have to sew it back on!" Gideon screamed as he shoved his hand into Dipper's mouth to get his dick out. He took out a gun and shot Dipper in the head. He looked over to Grunkle Stan. "It's just you and meh now," he said. Grunkle Stan snorted and turned around in his bed. "Get real, I'd rather die than help you. Can you just shoot me too? Like, right in the head. 360 noscope, double kill, headshot. Just do it," Grunkle Stan said. Gideon walked over and shoved his gun up Grunkle Stan's ass. "You're lucky I've spent a lot of time in prison, otherwise that would have hurt without lube. Then again it IS pretty sweaty down there right now. Still hurts like a bitch, though," Grunkle Stan said in a monotone voice. Gideon left the room and entered his closet. He came out with a sharpened spear. Grunkle Stan, tuning around went from completely unphased to shitting himself levels of scared. He started squirming around crying for help but Gideon held him down and removed the gun from his anus, then entered the spear, moving it back and forth rapidly. "NO! PLEASE STOP, I'LL JUST HELP I PROMISE," Grunkle Stan screamed. Gideon stopped on a dime and looked at him. "You're gonna help me find Mabel and revive her, so we can recreate the world and make it our own... aw, we'll be like Adam and Eve, Gideon said in a gushy voice. Grunkle Stan was sickened. "Okay I'll take death from anal bleeding over helping you score with Mabel anyday," Grunkle Stan replied. And so, Gideon put the spear back into Stan's anus. "Yeah? You like that?! I bet you fucking d-" Gideon began as he froze at a complete stop. The spear went out the other end and Grunkle Stan had died from a trauma-originating heart attack at the expense of his peen pain. "Fuck, who do I get to help me now?" Gideon thought. He then remembered some fatfuck who worked at the Mystery Shack. "Ah yes, that fatfuck who worked at the Mystery Shack. I'll revive him and get HIM to help me," Gideon said. And then he went to find Soos.
So a paragraph later and Gideon has found Soos because it's not like there's a point in detialing how he traveled across a town without any population. He dug Soos' body out of a little dirt in the ground and then used his amulet to revive him. Soos saw Gideon and his dick sprung up and he blushed. "Oh, little dude(-senpai), this is a surprise. I never thought you'd revive me while I was dead. I don't even remember dying. Just being really horny while I did," Soos created. His dick was so long and wide it hit Gideon in the face when it erected. Gideon was horrified. Nobody said anything, silence filled the air. "So uh, if we're the last two people here... and I'm like, naked, then why don't we play a GAME?" Soos said at first calmly, but then aggressively as he leaped towards Gideon. Gideon screamed and tried to leap back, but Soos had landed on him and Gideon was being crushed by his flab. "Mmm, I've always secretly thought of this.. sorry lil dude," Soos said seductively. Gideon started spazzing out and trying to run away, but Soos had hold of him. "Okay, let's start with this," Soos said as he spit on his dick and inserted it into Gideon. The moment he did he came. "Goddammit, I never last," Soos said. He then had a heart attack, orgasm, and seizure all at the same time and died. Again. Gideon let out a sigh of relieve as he crawled forward and Soos' dick left his body. Gideon kept walking off into the distance, now at a loss for ideas. He sat down on the edge of a cliff and looked down. There she was. Mabel. Her dead body, at least. Gideon, overjoyed, immediately climbed down to go revive it. But there was a problem. Her head was cracked open and a rat had gnawed on her brain, which was too damaged at this point to be functional. Gideon cried. His plan, in ruins. "Fuck everything..." he whispered.
A year passed and the world itself was in bad shape. Among the very few survivors was Gideon. Mabel had forgot about him after her intial murder streak. Over the course of the year, Gideon had crafted a new amulet. This time, it brung people back to life. There was hope for humanity, as long as Gideon's plan worked...
Gideon travered the deadbeat town of Gravity Falls, climbing bodies of rubble and dead people. He couldn't find his waifu, Mabel. But he did manage to find Dipper and Grunkle Stan. It seemed his only hope of finding Mabel was reviving Dipper and Grunkle Stan and taking them hostage. So he relucantly activated his amulet with a small touch of the finger and it shined brightly, revivng Dipper and Grunkle Stan. They both miraciously stood up and gasped for air. "We're alive? B-but how?" Dipper wondered aloud. Grunkle Stan shrugged it off. "Who cars? Just don't question. Weird how I can't remember how we died though, or what happend before we died," Grunkle Stan replied. Gideon coughed for attention. Dipper and Grunkle Stan knew what happened. "Goddammit, the little turd revived us. He probably thinks we owe him one," Grunkle Stan said while chuckling. Gideon was pissed and took no time to retaliate. He jumped up onto Grunkle Stan and latched on a shock collar he pulld directly out of his tight bootyhole, then launched off Grunkle Stan and slapped another collar onto Dipper. "Hooba dooba doo, looks like someone's not in any position to talk," Gideon announced with a fake deep voice and a smile that gave him an expression more beautiful than Sundowner from Metal Gear Rising.
Gideon dragged along his new minions back to his fort. He kicked aside some sticky dildos and threw some hay onto the floor. "Here, this is your bed," Gideon said. He tied leashes onto Grunkle Stan and Dipper's collars and tied them to a post, and then cuffed their hands. "Now I need mah beauty sleep. I'll detail my plans to you two tomorrow, toodle-oodle-loo~" Gideon said flamboyantly, walking off to his master bedroom. He opened up his sticky bedsheets and snuggled in to get a good night of rest full of wet dreams.
The next morning Dipper woke up with a bug in his mouth. He screamed and chomped down only to hear Gideon scream. The bug cut in half in Dipper's mouth, but then he realized it wasn't a bug... it was Gideon's spec-sized dick. "YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER! Now I have to sew it back on!" Gideon screamed as he shoved his hand into Dipper's mouth to get his dick out. He took out a gun and shot Dipper in the head. He looked over to Grunkle Stan. "It's just you and meh now," he said. Grunkle Stan snorted and turned around in his bed. "Get real, I'd rather die than help you. Can you just shoot me too? Like, right in the head. 360 noscope, double kill, headshot. Just do it," Grunkle Stan said. Gideon walked over and shoved his gun up Grunkle Stan's ass. "You're lucky I've spent a lot of time in prison, otherwise that would have hurt without lube. Then again it IS pretty sweaty down there right now. Still hurts like a bitch, though," Grunkle Stan said in a monotone voice. Gideon left the room and entered his closet. He came out with a sharpened spear. Grunkle Stan, tuning around went from completely unphased to shitting himself levels of scared. He started squirming around crying for help but Gideon held him down and removed the gun from his anus, then entered the spear, moving it back and forth rapidly. "NO! PLEASE STOP, I'LL JUST HELP I PROMISE," Grunkle Stan screamed. Gideon stopped on a dime and looked at him. "You're gonna help me find Mabel and revive her, so we can recreate the world and make it our own... aw, we'll be like Adam and Eve, Gideon said in a gushy voice. Grunkle Stan was sickened. "Okay I'll take death from anal bleeding over helping you score with Mabel anyday," Grunkle Stan replied. And so, Gideon put the spear back into Stan's anus. "Yeah? You like that?! I bet you fucking d-" Gideon began as he froze at a complete stop. The spear went out the other end and Grunkle Stan had died from a trauma-originating heart attack at the expense of his peen pain. "Fuck, who do I get to help me now?" Gideon thought. He then remembered some fatfuck who worked at the Mystery Shack. "Ah yes, that fatfuck who worked at the Mystery Shack. I'll revive him and get HIM to help me," Gideon said. And then he went to find Soos.
So a paragraph later and Gideon has found Soos because it's not like there's a point in detialing how he traveled across a town without any population. He dug Soos' body out of a little dirt in the ground and then used his amulet to revive him. Soos saw Gideon and his dick sprung up and he blushed. "Oh, little dude(-senpai), this is a surprise. I never thought you'd revive me while I was dead. I don't even remember dying. Just being really horny while I did," Soos created. His dick was so long and wide it hit Gideon in the face when it erected. Gideon was horrified. Nobody said anything, silence filled the air. "So uh, if we're the last two people here... and I'm like, naked, then why don't we play a GAME?" Soos said at first calmly, but then aggressively as he leaped towards Gideon. Gideon screamed and tried to leap back, but Soos had landed on him and Gideon was being crushed by his flab. "Mmm, I've always secretly thought of this.. sorry lil dude," Soos said seductively. Gideon started spazzing out and trying to run away, but Soos had hold of him. "Okay, let's start with this," Soos said as he spit on his dick and inserted it into Gideon. The moment he did he came. "Goddammit, I never last," Soos said. He then had a heart attack, orgasm, and seizure all at the same time and died. Again. Gideon let out a sigh of relieve as he crawled forward and Soos' dick left his body. Gideon kept walking off into the distance, now at a loss for ideas. He sat down on the edge of a cliff and looked down. There she was. Mabel. Her dead body, at least. Gideon, overjoyed, immediately climbed down to go revive it. But there was a problem. Her head was cracked open and a rat had gnawed on her brain, which was too damaged at this point to be functional. Gideon cried. His plan, in ruins. "Fuck everything..." he whispered.