The Neatbutter Fanfiction Trilogy
AUTHORS NOTE: This is all terrible ironic shit. Read at your own risk.
1 - ts got neatbutter’d in the neat butt by nc
“let’s get adim” nc said
“cool” ts agreed
and then nc took some neatbutter and neatbutter’d neatbutter’s neat butt
“are we adim yet” ts questioned
“almost” nc said
and then nc pounded ts in the neat butt with neat butter as lube
“we are adim now” nc said
and nc and ts checked online and they were adim because they bootyfricked
and then nc pounded neatbutter’s neat butt with neat butter some more
“nc no” ts siad
“ynaut” nc asked
“because you’re a straight while male” ts argued
“you don’t kno that” nc replied
“then y is ur dik so small” ts said
nc then used the power of neat butter to expand dong
“damn I was wrong” ts said before he got pounded again
then nc and ts lived happy ever after in an endless coitus
1 - ts got neatbutter’d in the neat butt by nc
“let’s get adim” nc said
“cool” ts agreed
and then nc took some neatbutter and neatbutter’d neatbutter’s neat butt
“are we adim yet” ts questioned
“almost” nc said
and then nc pounded ts in the neat butt with neat butter as lube
“we are adim now” nc said
and nc and ts checked online and they were adim because they bootyfricked
and then nc pounded neatbutter’s neat butt with neat butter some more
“nc no” ts siad
“ynaut” nc asked
“because you’re a straight while male” ts argued
“you don’t kno that” nc replied
“then y is ur dik so small” ts said
nc then used the power of neat butter to expand dong
“damn I was wrong” ts said before he got pounded again
then nc and ts lived happy ever after in an endless coitus
2 - ts and the anonymous anon who is an anon
“im bored” ts said “time to meme it up on the tumble”
then ts got an anonymous anon message from an anon
“tfw skelememe feels”
ts was super horn
“hot dang” ts said and then fricked the anon over the internet with his MASSIVE DONG
and then faves got pounded because he was the anon
“damn I just got neatbutter’d” faves said
and then ts came neat butter all over the goddamn place
and then hte peepee went back to ts
“hardcore” faves said
“good meme m8” ts said
and ts memed himself
in the dong
it was le amazing
and faves never got rid of that goshdang neat butter
“I blame the memes” faves said
and ts kept memeing himself
“im bored” ts said “time to meme it up on the tumble”
then ts got an anonymous anon message from an anon
“tfw skelememe feels”
ts was super horn
“hot dang” ts said and then fricked the anon over the internet with his MASSIVE DONG
and then faves got pounded because he was the anon
“damn I just got neatbutter’d” faves said
and then ts came neat butter all over the goddamn place
and then hte peepee went back to ts
“hardcore” faves said
“good meme m8” ts said
and ts memed himself
in the dong
it was le amazing
and faves never got rid of that goshdang neat butter
“I blame the memes” faves said
and ts kept memeing himself
3 - nyan~ neat butter girls
ts was watching le animu about the sugar girls (which I know literally nothing about)
and then ts was like “nyaaa~” and then the entire cast was there
then them and ts had an entire sugar girl orgy
which got put into a grinding halt when comp showed up
“jfc comp” ts said
“ill neatbutter your neat butt” cawmp said
“but my soul will forever belong to nc because were looking for true adimship” ts said
“but what about me penis” comp said
“im triggered” ts said
then comp pounded ts which triggered him more until comp got memed to death
“tag ur fucken spollers” sed ts
“skelememe” comp said bc he was a skeleton now
ts started warming up to comp totally pounding ts’ neat butt with his bone (SKELE JOKE)
“and... smooth jazz from meme to you” comp said
then ts was 100% fkucing SOLD
then nc showed up and entered the orgy no questions asked
ts literally came buckets
it was super hot
le end
ts was watching le animu about the sugar girls (which I know literally nothing about)
and then ts was like “nyaaa~” and then the entire cast was there
then them and ts had an entire sugar girl orgy
which got put into a grinding halt when comp showed up
“jfc comp” ts said
“ill neatbutter your neat butt” cawmp said
“but my soul will forever belong to nc because were looking for true adimship” ts said
“but what about me penis” comp said
“im triggered” ts said
then comp pounded ts which triggered him more until comp got memed to death
“tag ur fucken spollers” sed ts
“skelememe” comp said bc he was a skeleton now
ts started warming up to comp totally pounding ts’ neat butt with his bone (SKELE JOKE)
“and... smooth jazz from meme to you” comp said
then ts was 100% fkucing SOLD
then nc showed up and entered the orgy no questions asked
ts literally came buckets
it was super hot
le end