Divine Intervention: A Super Smash Bros. Fanfic
1 - The First One
So Pit was squaring it off with Samus on Final Destination and Pit was like “daaaamn I’d hit that” but he actually did hit her. Like fucking stabbed her with arrows and shit. Then eventually she revealed her amazing-ass Zero Suit then Pit was like “holy SHIT” then totally like went for her. But he still wanted to “kill” Samus so Pit tried to go hard af on her. Fucking murder in his eyes and everything.
The goddass Palutena then came in and was like “haha NOPE” and totally cockblocked Pit. “what the hell man” Pit said. “lol get rekt scrub” Palutena said as she fucking decimated Pit. Then Samus quickscoped Palutena and Palutena fucking died like the bitch she was. “jfc” Pit said. Pit actually had a reason to be pissed at Samus now other than “oh look you’re fighting now, be sure to kill each other” so Pit went soaring fucking eagle at Samus then his flight wore off and Pit went hurdling to the abyss then exploded because everyone in Smash does that for some reason.
Samus though she won put PLOT TWIST here comes Dark fucking Pit. “haha fuckwad I bet you can’t even beat my 360 NOSCOPING SKILLZ” he said then unleashed the power of dorites and mtn dew even though this is Nintendo and completely WRECKED SAMUSES SHIT. “haha spawn kill n00b” Dark Pit said. “fuckin mlg shit right there” but then PLOT TWIST Master Hand came in. “shut up ur like 12” Master Hand said. Then Master Hand flicked Dark Pit off the stage and Master Hand ended up winning. How the hell did he win though this isn’t classic mode
So Pit was squaring it off with Samus on Final Destination and Pit was like “daaaamn I’d hit that” but he actually did hit her. Like fucking stabbed her with arrows and shit. Then eventually she revealed her amazing-ass Zero Suit then Pit was like “holy SHIT” then totally like went for her. But he still wanted to “kill” Samus so Pit tried to go hard af on her. Fucking murder in his eyes and everything.
The goddass Palutena then came in and was like “haha NOPE” and totally cockblocked Pit. “what the hell man” Pit said. “lol get rekt scrub” Palutena said as she fucking decimated Pit. Then Samus quickscoped Palutena and Palutena fucking died like the bitch she was. “jfc” Pit said. Pit actually had a reason to be pissed at Samus now other than “oh look you’re fighting now, be sure to kill each other” so Pit went soaring fucking eagle at Samus then his flight wore off and Pit went hurdling to the abyss then exploded because everyone in Smash does that for some reason.
Samus though she won put PLOT TWIST here comes Dark fucking Pit. “haha fuckwad I bet you can’t even beat my 360 NOSCOPING SKILLZ” he said then unleashed the power of dorites and mtn dew even though this is Nintendo and completely WRECKED SAMUSES SHIT. “haha spawn kill n00b” Dark Pit said. “fuckin mlg shit right there” but then PLOT TWIST Master Hand came in. “shut up ur like 12” Master Hand said. Then Master Hand flicked Dark Pit off the stage and Master Hand ended up winning. How the hell did he win though this isn’t classic mode
2 - Electric Pitaloo
pit was walking along Shadow Moses when surprise surprise solid snake appeared. "why the fuck are you when here" pit asked while snake was like "fuck you this is my city now #hailkojima" and c4'd pits ass into oblivion BUT OH WAIT apparently lady palufuckwad decided to give pit the power of flight and pit angle-flapped his way to snake and then went to snake preparing that weird dual-weapon thing pit has like what the fuck is up with that
"WHAYAYAYAW" pit shouted as he bombed snakes ass but not bomb as in explosives it's a figure of speech god calm down. then snake went peach bomber on pit and smacked his ass into pits face causing him flying
"in my final moments" pit said "I must reveal something. I'm not actually pit but DARK PIT" then white paint fell off of his wings, revealing him as he approached the blast line. then he respawned.
"dark pit what the fuck" palutena said. "bad clone. well other than ganon but still" dark pit was ashamed. he sd'd then lost the match. "super sonic style!" snake said as he quoted the wrong 3rd party character gOD SNAKE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER I MADE THIS SCRIPT FOR A REASON JESUS CHRIST
pit was walking along Shadow Moses when surprise surprise solid snake appeared. "why the fuck are you when here" pit asked while snake was like "fuck you this is my city now #hailkojima" and c4'd pits ass into oblivion BUT OH WAIT apparently lady palufuckwad decided to give pit the power of flight and pit angle-flapped his way to snake and then went to snake preparing that weird dual-weapon thing pit has like what the fuck is up with that
"WHAYAYAYAW" pit shouted as he bombed snakes ass but not bomb as in explosives it's a figure of speech god calm down. then snake went peach bomber on pit and smacked his ass into pits face causing him flying
"in my final moments" pit said "I must reveal something. I'm not actually pit but DARK PIT" then white paint fell off of his wings, revealing him as he approached the blast line. then he respawned.
"dark pit what the fuck" palutena said. "bad clone. well other than ganon but still" dark pit was ashamed. he sd'd then lost the match. "super sonic style!" snake said as he quoted the wrong 3rd party character gOD SNAKE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER I MADE THIS SCRIPT FOR A REASON JESUS CHRIST
3 - Pittoo the Memelord
"wats up memelords" dark pit said as he walked into the joint "Pittoo what are you doing" palutena said "fuk off you're not my real mom" dark pit said as he did the edgy thing "pittoo stpo doing the edgy thing" pit said. "NO THIS IS MY LIFESTYLE" dark pit snapped bck. "I s2g" palutena said. then she used her goddess powers to kill dark pit. the end
"wats up memelords" dark pit said as he walked into the joint "Pittoo what are you doing" palutena said "fuk off you're not my real mom" dark pit said as he did the edgy thing "pittoo stpo doing the edgy thing" pit said. "NO THIS IS MY LIFESTYLE" dark pit snapped bck. "I s2g" palutena said. then she used her goddess powers to kill dark pit. the end